URGENT: Are you a Bible toting, God fearing, white supremacist, minority hating American? Do you think that the 1950s was the "Golden Age" of American as portrayed in the movies and classic sit-com television? If so, we have a job for you. It is now legal in the state of Tennessee to discriminate. Governor Bill Haslam signed into law SB632 which makes it illegal for any local government to impose any anti-discrimination laws on individuals. That's right, local governments cannot tell you that you cannot discriminate anymore.
This post has minimal pay ($0 annually), has no health benefits (TennCare is going bankrupt, may want to have other options), no 401k but you get the self gratification of making your great grand-pappy happy for maintaining the cracker family business, I mean the family cracker business.
No need to apply. You can start right away. There are plenty of minorities in the larger cities of Tennessee. If you're crossing the Mississippi into Tennessee, be sure to start your discrimination in Memphis. If you can successfully discriminate there and live to tell about it, you can make it anywhere.
We are an equal opportunity employer, equal opportunity meaning that you are of Anglo decent, fear the wrath and embrace the love of God all at the same time, carry a Bible with you (not the app, the actual book), your great grand-pappy endorsed segregation and you don't pray to the Pope. If you are of any other decent other than Anglo, please issue complaints to the address below:
Office of Governor Bill Haslam
1st Floor, State Capitol
Nashville, TN 37243
If you prefer to voice your complaints, Gov. Haslam can be reached at 615-741-2001